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The Story of Blood and Roses
by SunScar9
[COMPLETED] "Are you going to shoot me, baby?" "Don't tempt me..Mia Vincent only wanted one thing: Kill Anthony Murray. Kill the person who murdered her parents. Only his death would satisfy her thirst for his blood.When she was assigned the task of infiltrating his gang, she agreed willingly and started plotting the ways to destroy him. Yet she failed... miserably at that. How could she fall in love with a man who caused her so much pain? So. she ran... as fast as the wind, hoping to never see …
Blades & Roses
by shrEk2o3
Blood. Blood was dripping from my forehead. Panting, I tried to catch my breath. For a minute, I was tempted to look back and see if the Japanese Yakuza was chasing after me.I muttered a curse, trudging through the quiet street, making sure to hide in the shadows, avoiding all streetlights.Stupid Japanese Mafia Boss and his claim to rule the mafia world.But I will never let him.Not after killing my entire family.Thinking about them, a brief flashback of my father screaming for me to flee before …
Bed Of Roses: The Billionaire's Wife
by Dzazmie_D_Fountain
[Book One][WARNING!!!] R-18Smut Scenes will come in so, parental guidance is advised.*.*.*.*.*.*Barely a month of being a classroom teacher, Selena Scott's life will change. When she encounters Bella Reese Lancaster, a four year old who would do anything to have her as her mother, and Timothy Reese Lancaster, a father with a daughter complex, one who would ruin the world so his daughter can be happy, she is taken on a roller coaster ride. One she will love for the rest of her life.But, when the …
A Courtyard of Roses
by twelvewstars
Gifted a candle that was said to make wishes come true, Alice Clemente burned it to find herself awake in a different world. She had wished for a life of adventure away from the city and its routine. With her wish granted, she was no longer in the 21st century and was instead lost in the middle of the Kingdom of Gladiolum, a place reminiscent of the 1800s.With luck, she soon gained connections to the rich and powerful of this new world— the nobility. However, how much of it was good and how much…
Cursed To Be A Red Rose
by rotteroos
Princess Ievna was the princess in the kingdom of Shovalon. Shovalon was a small kingdom, and it was conquered by the kingdom of the witches, Wemor. Her parents were killed in front of her eyes, and she was cursed to be a red rose by the strongest witch, Sharass.Fourteen years passed, and Princess Ievna was living as a red rose in the last fourteen years. The witches locked the red rose Ievna in the tower prison, and she would only be able to return to her human form in Spring when roses would b…
White Roses and Red Blood
by pink_lollie24
The Kingdom of Rubicund and the Kingdom of Weiss have been at war for decades. Tired of war, and hungry for peace, the King of Rubicund asks for the hand of the eldest princess of the Kingdom Of Weiss in an attempt to join their kingdoms and end the bloodshed.Estella the eldest princess is devasted by the King of Rubicund's proposal. So she pleads with her younger sister Elesha to take her place as she is desperate to escape court life and live quietly with a duke she has fallen in love with. Th…
From Thorns To Roses
by Nekoru
Moao was a feared Necromancer who plunged the nations into chaos on her quest to rid herself of the curse by the God of Reincarnation.After her death as the feared Necromancer, she expects to find herself in a new world as a newborn baby. However, she wakes up in the same world as Mo Zao, a completely different person.Soon after, she reunites with her greatest enemy: Raylon, the Prince of the Phoenix nation who suffered as a result of her dark desires. Raylon's righteous and fair personality was…
Love Bloom: A Touch Of Roses
by precious_pruddy
Silver Winner WPC #225In the Acerradia kingdom, women were stronger and more powerful than men. This was due to a specific gene in their bodies that men couldn't possess. It gave each woman different ability and strength. Hence they ruled the kingdom.Men's duties were mainly to stay at home and look after the family. Come of age and find marry into a good family. They were to be seen but not heard, felt but noticed.This was the way until Princess Ariadne met a man who dared to look her in the ey…
Of Shadows and Roses
by JosieoftheEmbers
"I am the darkness, you are the light—one cancels out the other. My darling, we are not fated to be together." Under the guise of peace and union, Rosette Aldrich is set to be married off by her royal parents to the Crown Prince of their enemy kingdom. She knows of her family's ulterior motives, that is why she allows her insistent parents to believe that she agrees to their wishes. When the day for her to meet her betrothed arrives, she sets out to humiliate her parents as revenge, planning to …
Red
by Kait Nolan
Every fairy tale has a dark side...Elodie Rose has a secret. Any day, she’ll become a wolf and succumb to the violence that’s cursed her family for centuries. For seventeen years she’s hidden who and what she is. But now someone knows the truth and is determined to exterminate her family line. Living on borrowed time in the midst of this dangerous game of hide and seek, the last thing Elodie needs to do is fall in love. But Sawyer is determined to protect her, and the brooding, angry boy is more…
ROSES ARE RED
by Blackdiamond7
After losing her first love to the cruel hands of Cancer, Rose, a struggling paediatrician vows to never love again until she finds love in the arms of Eris, a single father and a rich business tycoon.
Fangs and Roses
by SNNair
{Sequel to Smoke & Mirrors}10 months since Sapphire lost her family.8 months since she escaped the clutches of a monster.She might have escaped, but she did not leave undamaged. She knows she will never be the same again.Her soul still yearns for revenge for her family, she wants to charge into the storm.But what she does not know is that the storm is raging towards her.
Roses are red, violets are blue
by EMMIEE
Synopsis: Roses are red, violets are blue.Lila, a florist grieving the loss of her fiancé James, feels his presence in every flower she arranges. Each bloom carries a memory—a joyful moment, a loving gesture, or a quiet promise they once shared. As her days blur into loneliness, she wonders if she’ll ever feel whole again.When Ethan, a kind and thoughtful stranger, begins visiting her shop, Lila finds unexpected comfort in his presence. His quiet support helps her see that while the pain of losi…
vengeance of the Red Rose
by princess_Alita
Being in a comma for 2 years was enough to alter a person's behavior, or maybe being betrayed, harassed and neglected by her family contributed to it too but the sweet Estella we once knew left the building after waking up from comma.shot on the roof of her adopted father's company right on her birthday, she thought she was going to die but the heavens were not done with her yet. rescued by a doctor she swears she recognizes but doesn't remember, she learns the truth of her attempted murder and …
Smell The Roses
by Irelandrea
Adanni Kingsbury is a 21-year-old girl who's dream is to be an artist. She can admit that to everyone but her mother. Her mom believes any career thats not secure is a waste of time. Could be because of the hurt from her father, or her mom never trying to aim for her own dreams, she hoped one day she would get the courage to find out.The returning person back in town may inspire her, or maybe he'll just teach her that no one's opinion counts anyway including his own. Go on this journey with Adan…
Roses Are Not Red
by Narumi_chan
“I won’t let you have her, she’s mine.” Sean growled as he stood in front of Natalie protectively.Bradley chuckled, and folded his arms.“I own her Sean, and there’s nothing you can do about it.” His baritone voice echoed through the room.Natalie Stewards is a seventeen year old girl living in Brentwood orphanage. Once every girl in the orphanage turns eighteen, they leave and start their own lives. Natalie’s eighteenth year old birthday is in a day and Natalie is finally happy to be free and ind…
Roses Are Red, War Is Black
by KannySenpai
"Her soul burns as bright as her red lips." ...Born in a segregated world amongst humans and trolls, Karkat Vantas seems to be the outcast of both. With his daily struggles of mental health, racial violence, and abandonment issues, is the concept of love too farfetched for this mutant? With rebellion at the edge, he sure wasn't ready to fall face first into the pages of poetry, eros, and total chaos.DISCLAIMER: Mature topics are mentioned throughout the book such as; racial violence, strong lang…